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PORTCAWL, WALES TO INSTALL ANTI-SEX AND ANTI-OVERUSE (IF SUCH A WORD EXISTS) TOILETS

Portcawl, Wales Town Council has approved the installation of toilets designed to be anti-theft, vandalism and anti-sex. The pilot project is expected to cost around GBP200,000.00. But hey its not like their aren’t other more important areas to spend money on…what we do in the shitter is one of the most important ones.

WHEN WE SAY PORCELAIN THRONE THIS IS NOT WHAT WE HAD IN MIND FOR THE FUTURE!!!!!:

Movement sensors inside the toilets will respond to “violent” activity, while weight sensors will be installed to detect the entrance of more than one person, triggering the deterrent measures. The toilets have also been designed to prevent rough sleepers taking shelter inside: If a user remains in the toilet for too long, a warning message will play, while the lights and heating will switch off. The planning documents also include a high pressure floor and wall washer, which could activate after every use of the toilet, or less frequently. An automated 10-minute “deep clean” process will take place every night.

It is yet uncertain what will be charged for toilet usage but the move has already sparked outrage:

one instagram user said “imma still use it to f*** and just get a soaking while doing it”

ok….wrong one that wasn’t outrage.

Other persons have come forward and ventilated concerns over disable use and accidents. Some have expressed the view that though it may achieve its goals of warding off the homeless and thrill seeking is this a priority? Doesn’t someone who sleeps in a public toilet need help?

Jawdropworthy contacted the Wales Town Council for their views but to date received no response.

Source: CNN news

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